I can only say these things for a little bit longer before they are obsolete. I have gotten back to the US recent enough that the places I've gone this year are still relevant...

so. bragging rights end now.

transatlantic flights taken this year: 6

borders I've crossed: 11

months I've spent in the US: 2

types of money that have been in my wallet: 7

flights I've taken in the past year (about): 35

that is a lot of hours of being in the airport and in planes...

everything I can possibly think of saying sounds trite and stupid. so.

YES.